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Post by Chelle on Jan 16, 2010 17:22:38 GMT -8
I love funny quotes, let's start a thread to share them. Robin Williams:“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.” “Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.” "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.” “I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.” “Cricket is basically baseball on valium.” “The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"” Personal Quotes:"Stop being such a badass, or the wireless network will turn you in." "Let's play cross the border." "You need a God-damn feminist movement!" "Tastes like someone lit my twizzler on fire and dumped it in rubbing alcohol." "We are on the corner of murder and urine, and there's no going back." "Coast Guard Man is immune to electricity ... and lions." "Count to five." - Me "1 ...." - Fitz "SLOW DOWN!" - Me "Which is a hell of a lot better than drunk dialing when you're sober." "Rum gives me herpes."
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Post by allieaqua on Apr 6, 2010 11:25:09 GMT -8
I has many but I gives you my favorite "I want a random convo and you're my random convo-er"-me "ok lmao"-n.p. "sooo what we talking about then"-me "god knows!"-n.p. "well then lets ask him!"-me "ok gd luck"-n.p. "he aint gonna say "-me "oh "-n.p. "but he did say that if we eat a potasium filled golden monkey of tutu he'd tell us "-me "ok "-n.p. oh and this one on easter when we got lots of tea mugs with our eggs "I don't think all those mugs will fit"-mum "heyy! we're not that ugly!"-me
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